darren 14/03/08 – Tash. Done.

James 13/03/2008 And Finally

Darren 06/03/08

BRILLIANT! What, the tash? No! The fact that we only have to put up with it for one more week, yippee yay yay.

Thurdays are the new Fridays you know.

James 24/02/2008

James 16/02/2008

Still all annoying, looking forward to getting rid of it all.

Darren 16/02/08

No Carling today – it’s only morning! Dammit I’ll be happy when this thing is done, although I’m used to it now, the girlfriend is getting increasingly annoyed which ends up with trouble for me. How do women with blokes who have tashes normally cope? No wait, I think I just answered my own question.

07/02/2008 James

Face is actually more comfortable now. Wife apathy increases, I had an internal job interview all beardy.

Darren 04/02/08

Just an update. Not long now, getting very annoyed with it now.

James 31/01/2008

Day, erm I don’t know how long we’ve been doing this I’m back from the antarctic ( it is the antarctic that has penguins ?). Wife annoyance is turning into apathy, apathy accompanied by little physical contact. Face is annoying the crap out of me, even had to purchase a beard trimmer. Why some parts of your face grow ten times quicker than others defeats me.

Just thought I wonder if this had a little more planning we could of cashed in from Carling ?

Darren 25/01/08

Darren was far too busy filming a new film noir classic about getting to the weekend and drinking a LOT of carling. Classic I tell you.

Où est la Carling? Je ne sais pas. Vous ne connaissez pas? Est-ce là tout ce que vous pouvez dire?

Indeed.